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Everything Wrong With The Magnificent Seven In 18 Minutes or Less
2016's Magnificent Seven was a remake of a remake, so... I think everyone expected it to have sins, right? Next week: Action sins (again) and cartoon sins.
Everything Wrong With Jason Bourne In 17 Minutes Or Less
Jason Bourne brought back Matt Damon & Paul Greengrass for the franchise in what should have been a no-brainer. Instead we get a strange retread movie that ...
Everything Wrong With John Wick In 12 Minutes Or Less
The original John Wick was a surprise hit with stylish visuals and a high body count. With the sequel on the way soon, we decided to go looking through the first ...
Everything Wrong With The Lego Movie
Get 50% off your first NatureBox order at http://naturebox.com/cinemasins Everything is awesome! Including this sins video of The LEGO movie... we hope.
Everything Wrong With The Ring 2 In 18 Minutes Or Less
Several years after the very-good The Ring, already an American remake of a foreign film, they released The Ring 2. It's terrible. I have no qualms saying that.
Everything Wrong With Don't Breathe In 15 Minutes Or Less
THIS MOVIE IS DISTURBING AND GROSS! Many consider Don't Breathe a great horror flick, you might as well, but it still has sins... and is still disturbing and ...
Everything Wrong With The Secret Life of Pets
Here is a movie that wants so very hard to be a good movie. It's not, but it wishes it was. Instead it's just... ugh. Next week: Recent horror sins and ...
Everything Wrong With Resident Evil: Extinction
These freakin' movies never stop. Somehow, Resident Evil: Extinction is only the third one!! Sinful as hell, of course, but you didn't need us to tell you that, right?
Everything Wrong With xXx: State of the Union
Yes, they made a sequel to this crap. Yes, they swapped out the main actor and made a bunch of jokes about it in the movie itself. And because there's somehow ...
Jurassic Park - Movie Recipes
In this episode of Movie Recipes, we head to Five Church in Atlanta, GA to see their take on a dish based around the Cretaceous classic, Jurassic Park. Thanks ...
Everything Wrong With xXx In 17 Minutes Or Less
The xXx movies are pretty stupid, but apparently have a following enough to justify a third one coming soon to theaters. Before you see that... remind yourself ...
Everything Wrong With Alice Through The Looking Glass
Well, here's a movie that royally pissed me off. Alice Through The Looking Glass. I don't think I've been this mad at a movie since we sinned the original Pete's ...
Movie Recipes - Sixteen Candles
In this episode of Movie Recipes, we head to Sticky Fingers in Washington D.C. to see their take on a dish based around the 80s classic, Sixteen Candles.
Everything Wrong With Suicide Squad In 20 Minutes Or Less
Well, here's an absolute travesty of a movie, from start to finish. Suicide Squad has so many sins, I considered quitting. This movie is just... bad. And here are its ...
Everything Wrong With Underworld Awakening In 15 Minutes Or Less
And they just keep on coming. Underworld movies are like cockroaches; where you see one... there are guaranteed to be hundreds lurking in the shadows.
Everything Wrong With Underworld Rise Of The Lycans
The franchise that refuses to die releases a new, 5th movie soon in theaters. So we thought we'd torture ourselves by watching the 3rd movie in the series and ...
Everything Wrong With Deadpool In 16 Minutes Or Less
Get started snacking with NatureBox: http://naturebox.com/cinemasins. Deadpool. Yeah, he kind of sins the movie himself, but that wasn't going to stop us from ...
Everything Wrong With Home Alone In 15 Minutes Or Less
After annual frequent requests, we decided to finally sin the original Home Alone. Unsurprisingly, we found plenty wrong. Next week: Two movies that start with ...
Everything Wrong With Toy Story 3 In 14 Minutes Or Less
The third Toy Story is arguably the best of the bunch, but it's also the least necessary. Regardless of where you place it in the rankings... it's got sins, yo. So we ...
Everything Wrong With Star Wars: The Clone Wars
This animated in-betwee-quel is just full of sins. Full, I tells ya'! Next week: Something animated and something Christmas. Remember, no movie is without sin!
Everything Wrong With Star Trek Beyond In 17 Minutes Or Less
Star Trek Beyond, the third entry to this current series, is actually pretty fun, and was a bright spot in a horrible summer of movies. Still not perfect, so here are its ...
Everything Wrong With The Legend of Tarzan
Here's a live-action Tarzan sequel/reboot/thing that has likable actors in it but still manages to be somewhere between bad and just boring. This jungle is full of ...
Everything Wrong With Finding Dory In 16 Minutes Or Less
Here's Everything Wrong With Finding Dory, another Pixar sequel that relies mostly on previous films instead of breaking any new ground. Enjoy your billions ...
Everything Wrong With Krampus In 15 Minutes Or Less
Finally Hollywood gives us a decent-ish Christmas horror film with Krampus, which earns plenty of sins but still isn't terrible. Next week: Pixar something and ...
Everything Wrong With I Robot In 14 Minutes Or Less
I, Robot. This is one of the most boring action movies about robots ever made. Of course it has sins. Duh. Thursday: horror sins. Remember, no movie is without ...
Everything Wrong With Independence Day Resurgence
Basically everything about this movie is terrible. Now... watch us spend 20 minutes saying that. :) Happy Thanksgiving, Americans! Next week: robot sins and ...
Everything Wrong WIth Pocahontas In 11 Minutes Or Less
Disney's Pocahontas. Well, we don't like it at all. Perhaps you do, but if so... you're probably wrong. Or just misguided. Or 5. Thursday: Sins of a much more ...
Everything Wrong With Now You See Me 2
The first movie was an insult to intelligence, so you can bet the sequel is the same sh*t dialed up to 11. Actively hate this movie. Next week: Alien sins and robot ...
Everything Wrong With Warcraft In 16 Minutes Or Less
Warcraft is a movie that apparently was a good enough time for many of the fans of the video game it's based on. For the rest of us, though, it's a f*cking slog.
Everything Wrong With Contact In 19 Minutes Or Less
In honor of the upcoming sci-fi think piece Arrival, we've gone looking for sins in another modern sci-fi think piece... Contact. Oh, god, they should have sent a ...
Everything Wrong With X-Men Apocalypse In 20 Minutes Or Less
X-Men Apocalypse. Did you see it? We did. Boy, how we didn't like it. You will probably pick up on that listening to the sins. (sigh). Thursday: Space-y sins.
Everything Wrong With The Purge: Election Year
It's an election year, and here's a recent horror movie with the words "election year" in its title. So naturally we picked this time to go looking for sins in The Purge: ...
Everything Wrong With Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows
Well, here's a movie that happened. It shouldn't have. It's absolutely terrible in every way. Please enjoy roughly 20 minutes of us complaining about this piece of ...
Everything Wrong With Angels & Demons In 17 Minutes Or Less
Even though The Da Vinci Code movie was an insufferable piece of crap, it made enough cash to warrant at least TWO more sequels. With the 3rd one coming ...
Everything Wrong With The Da Vinci Code In 15 MInutes Or Less
Tom Hanks' new film Inferno is tearing up the international box office. Why? Because apparently someone somewhere likes these movies. Regardless... we ...
Everything Wrong With Ouija In 16 Minutes Or Less
Here's a horror film that seems to be trying to hit as many cliches as possible. And it gets plenty of sins for that too. Next week: Two films that are related to each ...
Everything Wrong With Jack Reacher In 13 Minutes Or Less
Jack Reacher is such a bad-ass he PUNCHED his way to a sequel. And given said sequel is upon us at last... we went looking for sins in his original adventure.
Everything Wrong With The Conjuring 2 In 17 Minutes Or Less
The Conjuring was scary and spooky, and had Ron Livingston. Its sequel has none of that, for the most part. But does have some righteous toy-based jump ...
Everything Wrong With Saw II In 15 Minutes Or Less
Receive your own LootCrate: http://www.lootcrate.com/cinemasins. Use code 'CINEMASINS' to save 10%! The first Saw movie was clever and interesting and ...
Everything Wrong With Gone Girl In 16 Minutes or Less
In celebration of the new film The Gone Girl on the Train With A Dragon Tattoo... here are all the sins we found in Gone Girl, the most recent "Girl-based" ...
Everything Wrong With The Witch In 12 MInutes Or Less
Here's a 2016 horror film that received generally good reviews from audiences and critics alike. Just because we didn't' like it doesn't mean it's not good. I think.
Everything Wrong With Captain America: Civil War
Captain America finally gets his own Avengers movie. Wait... I mean... The Avengers finally show up to help out in one of their members' solo films. Wait.
Everything Wrong With Shrek In 13 Minutes Or Less
For some reason, we haven't done Shrek yet. Well, that's getting remedied today! Here are all the sins we could find in the original Shrek movie (can you believe ...
Everything Wrong With Citizen Kane
Oh yes we did. It's been almost 4 years. Time to put our money where our motto is. So here are the sins of the much beloved and respected (with good reason) ...
Everything Wrong With Batman: The Killing Joke
An animated Batman movie came out this summer and many of you probably had no idea. Even so, here are its sins... and they are plentiful. Stay tuned at the ...
Everything Wrong With Unbreakable In 12 Minutes Or Less
Unbreakable... the "realistic" superhero origin film. From back when M. Night was still on fire. Sins? Oh, for sure. But we still love this movie. Next week: A pair of ...
Everything Wrong With I Am Legend In 12 Minutes Or Less
I Am Legend stars Will Smith, an awesome dog, CGI, and some mannequins. Just from that description alone, you'd expect sins... and they are there, but maybe ...
Everything Wrong With Hellboy In 16 Minutes Or Less
Hellboy. Yeah, you don't know what it is, I don't know what it is... yet it's a comic AND a movie. So we sinned it. Thursday: Lonely sins. Remember, no movie is ...
Everything Wrong With Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
Well, this video was inevitable. Most disappointing movie of 2016 so far? Probably. It's the Terminator Genisys of superhero films. And yeah, sins out the ass.
Everything Wrong With Kung Fu Panda 3 In 12 Minutes Or Less
I totally forgot they made a third one of these. Wow. Here are the sins of Kung Fu Panda 3. Thursday: Sins of a fight movie. Remember, no movie is without sin!
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